✨ ORBITAL PUPPETS ✨
Puppets from space. With contracts. And commitment to galactic harmony.
🛀 Welcome aboard!
Orbital Puppets were not built for war.
They were barely built at all.
But they have a dream —
Universal peace through chaotic nonsense and questionable memes.
"Orbital Puppets were coded during a meteor shower and fueled by expired snacks."
👽 Enter the Orbit
🚧 Not financial advice. Just space puppets.